Gavin ([info]selfishgene) wrote,
@ 2008-01-24 16:00:00
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Target Selection
Who should I shoot first?
1. An Afghan man torturing his 10 year old daughter for refusing circumcision.
2. Hutu man hacking a Tutsi to pieces in a tribal massacre.
3. American ernunnosernunnos who is coercing me to provide money for an attack on the previous 2 men.
Obviously ernunnosernunnos who is threatening me personally.
(This is not a death threat as I realize his menacing remark is merely FedGov's propaganda machine in operation.)

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[info]wurmwyd
2008-01-24 10:14 pm UTC (link)
Hi there!

I say shoot the Afghan man first.

Also second, third, fourth ... until you run out of bullets. [nods]

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[info]polyanarch
2008-01-25 12:40 am UTC (link)
I'd shoot Ernunnos first for a few different reasons:

He's well armed so you want to take him out before he realizes you are a threat. The Hutu only has a machette, and any man who will cut on a girls pussy is no threat to an armed man.

Ernunnos is a neo-fascist control freak and rule-worshipper and would shoot you without a qualm if his government god told him too.

Give him a security tap to the head to make sure he stays down as you move onto the next order of business.

Simple choice. Now, who to shoot second would be a harder choice. I'd shoot the pussy-cutter and hope the tutsi could hold out long enough for you to take out the first two bastards before you could save him.

P.S. Ernunnos is so going to ban you from the guns community if he sees this. Me too. That's the kind of guy he is.

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[info]ernunnos
2008-01-25 01:02 am UTC (link)
Y'know, tax protesters exist. You're not one of them. You've already made your decision. And it's not to shoot the people who are coercing you. Which may be why I feel so damn comfortable asking them to coerce you for my purposes.

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[info]selfishgene
2008-01-25 03:51 pm UTC (link)
I understand a massive system of coercion exists and I don't have the guts to openly defy it.
I wonder if you would have the guts to create a system of coercion in an armed society, if there wasn't already one in existence.

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[info]pasquin
2008-01-25 01:46 am UTC (link)
First, line up the Afghan and the Hutu. Mustn't waste ammo if you don't have to.

Don't shoot [info]ernunnos; bleed him dry. Explain you're not some much killing him, as liberating his carbon atoms for more viable purposes.

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[info]john_j_enright
2008-01-25 05:42 am UTC (link)
I think this is really a question of where would you like to go on vacation - Afghanistan or Africa?

There's no point shooting ernunnos - no vacation is involved, and once you shoot these people yourself then no federal involvement will be needed.

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